Tuesday, September 21, 2010

DIY cheap comfortable fangs!

Since my friend and I are having a True Blood themed Halloween party I am playing with the idea of being Queen of Louisiana Sophie Ann.
I was wondering around the internet looking for ideas for her costume as well as, of course, good vampire fangs. If anyone has ever tried to wear vampire fangs you know they are at best uncomfortable, and at worst a hazard. So in the hopes this will be a better alternative to purchasing a pair, I am going to try making my own using the following instructions found here. I am hoping I can make them look this fangtastic :)

Will report back with pics after trying to make my fangs! :)=

Thursday, September 16, 2010

PediPaws Update...

Okay, so we used the PediPaws tool last night on 2 cats and our dog Gunnar. And the results were....

Meh.

First let me say that we did in fact try to acclimate the animals in the ways suggested in the instructions included, which was to run the tool near them while praising them, then run it next to their faces while giving them a treat and praising them.

So the cats tried to bite us and we had to wrap them in a blanket to get their nails trimmed without our eyes getting gouged out. As far as how it worked, well, it's basically like the electric smoothing/buffing tool a manicurist uses on acrylic nails (most girls will know what I'm talking about) or, kind of like a dremel (there you go guys). So a powered filing tool. I found that the way they limit the space you have to utilize the filing stone was annoying, but overall it worked in trimming the nails down to a nice smooth surface.

As far as Gunnar, well, it could've been worse. I laid the aforementioned blanket over Gunnar as he lay on his belly on the floor. I then straddled him and lightly laid myself over him while gripping his collar and trying to keep his face away from my daughter. She then took the tool to his nails. He responded with yelps and whines, struggling with me and acting like he'd love to bite either her, me, the PediPaws, or his own foot. None of which he did. The real problem was that his nails are as thick as a No.2 pencil and the less than powerful PediPaws just slowly ground away at his nail. It would've taken probably several mins for each nail, at least. This is unacceptable when wrangling a 100+ lb dog that is freaking out and near his breaking point. So we stopped on the second nail. We decided to go to the local pet store and see if they had some professional clippers that could get through his thick nail and would be a lot quicker. There we were told by the seasoned employee, in almost a hushed whisper like we were receiving state secrets, that he himself bought a dremel to do just this thing on his dog, and it works wonderfully and is pretty quick since it's much stronger than the 2 "C" batteries in our recent purchase. And as I realize, yes that is basically what the PediPaws is and that we already own a dremel, one thought came to mind. D'Oh!

So as soon as I can get my husband to dig the dremel out of his stacks of tools, we will be trying that. Another update to follow.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I'll take my job 1768 ft straight up, with a splash of omfg, please.

This made my heart beat fast and my stomach feel a little queasy, and other than vertigo making me nervous, I'm not afraid of heights. These guys free climb transmission towers taller than the Sears building. Yes, FREE CLIMB, meaning no safety equipment. I really hope they're paid well.


via Holy Kaw!

Doggonit...


In July, as my sister and brother in law prepared to move to Africa with the Peace Corps, the home they had lined up for their dog, Gunnar, fell through. Being a dog lover and wanting to help out, I agreed to take in Gunnar, as least until their return. Now, Gunnar is a peculiar dog for more than one reason. Firstly, he is a German Shepard and Rottweiler mix, but is pure white and looks nothing like a Rott. Secondly, while he is a very smart dog, he is afraid of a LOT of things. His list of fears include people with hats on, most cats, loud noises, being touched unexpectedly, anything he doesn't understand, strangers and having his feet touched. He may bark loudly at any of these things and try to intimidate them into going away, but has never, to my knowledge, bit anyone or really tried to attack.


Here is my problem. We have wood laminate flooring in our hallway and entrance. Gunnar has VERY long nails that not only look uncomfortable, but cause him to slip and slide and scratch the flooring. How do I trim a dog's nails that absolutely hates to have his feet touch? (Keeping in mind it would be a far more traumatic experience for me to take him to the vet and have them do it rather than try to do it myself, since that would be combining several of his fears)

Why, PediPaws, of course! As Seen On TV- PediPaws

I went out and made my $19.99 purchase. Got home and realized I don't have the "C" batteries required (not included). So I will be going out to get batteries when I pick up my daughter this afternoon, and together, her and I will attempt to give our pup a pedi. I will report back with the conclusion to this experiment, hopefully with good news! Wish us luck!

Do my cats just love annoying me? Or could there be another reason?

They're probably just loving getting me all worked up, but seriously, they will not stay off of anything today! Literally, every 5 minutes at least they are jumping onto furniture, counters, window sills, and anything else they can reach. And while I do a have normally "climby" cat, the other 2 almost never do this. It also seems they are desperate to get out of the house. I can relate. But all of this got me to wondering, maybe they're sensing something I'm not? Most likely not, but just for fun here is an article about animals predicting earthquakes...


Can Animals Sense Earthquakes?

Maryann Mott
for National Geographic News
November 11, 2003
The belief that animals can predict earthquakes has been around for centuries.
In 373 B.C., historians recorded that animals, including rats, snakes and weasels, deserted the Greek city of Helice in droves just days before a quake devastated the place.

But precisely what animals sense, if they feel anything at all, is a mystery. One theory is that wild and domestic creatures feel the Earth vibrate before humans. Other ideas suggest they detect electrical changes in the air or gas released from the Earth.Accounts of similar animal anticipation of earthquakes have surfaced across the centuries since. Catfish moving violently, chickens that stop laying eggs and bees leaving their hive in a panic have been reported. Countless pet owners claimed to have witnessed their cats and dogs acting strangely before the ground shook—barking or whining for no apparent reason, or showing signs of nervousness and restlessness.
Earthquakes are a sudden phenomenon. Seismologists have no way of knowing exactly when or where the next one will hit. An estimated 500,000 detectable quakes occur in the world each year. Of those, 100,000 can be felt by humans, and 100 cause damage.
One of the world's most earthquake-prone countries is Japan, where devastation has taken countless lives and caused enormous damage to property. Researchers there have long studied animals in hopes of discovering what they hear or feel before the Earth shakes in order to use that sense as a prediction tool.
American seismologists, on the other hand, are skeptical. Even though there have been documented cases of strange animal behavior prior to earthquakes, the United States Geological Survey, a government agency that provides scientific information about the Earth, says a reproducible connection between a specific behavior and the occurrence of a quake has never been made.
"What we're faced with is a lot of anecdotes," said Andy Michael, a geophysicist at USGS. "Animals react to so many things—being hungry, defending their territories, mating, predators—so it's hard to have a controlled study to get that advanced warning signal."
In the 1970s, a few studies on animal prediction were done by the USGS "but nothing concrete came out of it," said Michael. Since that time the agency has made no further investigations into the theory.
Erratic Behavior in Dogs
Researchers around the world continue to pursue the idea, however. In September 2003 a medical doctor in Japan made headlines with a study that indicated erratic behavior in dogs, such as excessive barking or biting, could be used to forecast quakes.
There have also been examples where authorities have forecast successfully a major earthquake, based in part on the observation of the strange antics of animals. For example, in 1975 Chinese officials ordered the evacuation of Haicheng, a city with one million people, just days before a 7.3-magnitude quake. Only a small portion of the population was hurt or killed. If the city had not been evacuated, it is estimated that the number of fatalities and injuries could have exceeded 150,000.
The Haicheng incident is what gave people hope that earthquakes might be predictable, says Michael, and what prompted the animal behavior studies by the USGS.
It was later discovered, though, that a rare series of small tremors, called foreshocks, occurred before the large quake hit the city.
Still, the Chinese have continued to look at animal behavior as an aid to earthquake prediction. They have had several notable successes and also a few false alarms, said Rupert Sheldrake, a biologist and author of the books, Dogs that Know When Their Owners Are Coming Home and The Sense of Being Stared At."It was the foreshock sequence that gave (Chinese officials) the solid prediction," Michael said.
A reproducible connection between animal behavior and earthquakes could be made, he said, but "as the Chinese have discovered, not all earthquakes cause unusual animal behavior while others do. Only through research could we find out why there might be such differences."
Sheldrake did his own study looking at animal reactions before major tremors, including the Northridge, California, quake in 1994, and the Greek and Turkish quakes in 1999.
In all cases, he said, there were reports of peculiar behavior beforehand, including dogs howling in the night mysteriously, caged birds becoming restless, and nervous cats hiding.
Geologists, however, dismiss these kinds of reports, saying it's "the psychological focusing effect," where people remember strange behaviors only after an earthquake or other catastrophe has taken place. If nothing had happened, they contend, people would not have remembered the strange behavior.
Reporting Strange Behavior
Sheldrake disagrees. Comparable patterns of animal behavior prior to earthquakes have been reported independently by people all over the world, he said. "I cannot believe that they could all have made up such similar stories or that they all suffered from tricks of memory."
More research is needed and is long overdue, said Sheldrake, who proposes a special hotline or Web site where people could call or write in if they saw strange behavior in their animals. A computer would then analyze the incoming messages to determine where they originated. A sudden surge of calls or e-mails from a particular region might indicate that a quake was imminent.
The information would be checked to make sure the observations were not caused by other circumstances known to affect the behavior of animals, such as fireworks, or changes in weather. And to avoid issuing false warnings, Sheldrake said, the data would be used in conjunction with other monitoring devices such as seismological measurements.
"Such a project would capture the imagination of millions of people, encourage large-scale public participation and research—and would be fun," he said. "What is holding this research back is not money but dogmatism and narrow-mindedness."

A wisdom quote to start off...

To understand reality is not the same as to know about outward events. It is to perceive the essential nature of things. The best-informed man is not necessarily the wisest. Indeed there is a danger that precisely in the multiplicity of his knowledge he will lose sight of what is essential. But on the other hand, knowledge of an apparently trivial detail quite often makes it possible to see into the depth of things. And so the wise man will seek to acquire the best possible knowledge about events, but always without becoming dependent upon this knowledge. To recognize the significant in the factual is wisdom.

~Dietrich Bonhoeffer